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Brandyboy

« 30 Apr 2022 07:18

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Brandyboy

» 30 Apr 2022 07:18

My wife spent 35 years working for a bank. She was recently made redundant and hasn't coped very well. She now spends her days outside the branch...

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Brandyboy

30 Apr 2022 07:18
Celebrity Jokes & One Liners Compilation

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Carl

« 27 Apr 2022 06:44

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Carl

» 27 Apr 2022 06:44

My father drank so heavily, when he blew on the birthday cake he lit the candles. – Les Dawson

I was in my car driving back from work. A police...

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Carl

27 Apr 2022 06:44
Racing A Bear

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Carl

« 26 Apr 2022 09:18

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Carl

» 26 Apr 2022 09:18

Two campers are walking through the woods when a huge brown bear suddenly appears in the clearing about 50 feet in front of them. The bear sees the...

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Carl

26 Apr 2022 09:18
Row.

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Brandyboy

« 26 Apr 2022 07:20

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Brandyboy

» 26 Apr 2022 07:20

I was having breakfast in a cafe this morning and two waitresses had a massive row over how long to leave a teabag in the cup and it got so bad it...

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Brandyboy

26 Apr 2022 07:20
You're One In A Million

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Carl

« 25 Apr 2022 05:21

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Carl

» 25 Apr 2022 05:21

China has a population of a billion people. One billion. That means even if you're a one in a million kind of person, there are still a thousand...

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Carl

25 Apr 2022 05:21
Kid Versus Barber

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Carl

« 25 Apr 2022 05:19
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Carl

» 22 Apr 2022 05:57

A young boy enters a barber shop and the barber whispers to his customer. 'This is the dumbest kid in the world. Watch while I prove it you.' The...

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Carl

25 Apr 2022 05:19
Off To Work

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Carl

« 22 Apr 2022 05:51

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Carl

» 22 Apr 2022 05:51

A guy shows up late for work. The boss yells, 'You should've been here at 8.30 !' He replies. 'Why ? What happened at 8.30 ?'

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Carl

22 Apr 2022 05:51
True Love Lasts Forever

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Carl

« 19 Apr 2022 03:43

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Carl

» 19 Apr 2022 03:43

It's the World Cup Final, and a man makes his way to his seat right next to the pitch. He sits down, noticing that the seat next to him is empty. He...

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Carl

19 Apr 2022 03:43
A Genie And An Idiot

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Carl

« 18 Apr 2022 05:08

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Carl

» 18 Apr 2022 05:08

Three guys stranded on a desert island find a magic lantern containing a genie, who grants them each one wish. The first guy wishes he was off the...

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Carl

18 Apr 2022 05:08
Privates

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Brandyboy

« 17 Apr 2022 07:24

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Brandyboy

» 17 Apr 2022 07:24

My wife was standing at the railing of the Woolwich Ferry today, holding her hat tight so that it would not blow away in the wind.
A gentleman...

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Brandyboy

17 Apr 2022 07:24
Snail With An Attitude

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Carl

« 15 Apr 2022 05:49

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Carl

» 15 Apr 2022 05:49

A guy is sitting at home when he hears a knock at the door. He opens the door and sees a snail on the porch. He picks up the snail and throws it as...

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Carl

15 Apr 2022 05:49
Oh dear.

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Brandyboy

« 14 Apr 2022 16:32

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Brandyboy

» 14 Apr 2022 16:32

I’m sure my mate is having an affair with my wife.
He’s been really miserable lately. :D

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Brandyboy

14 Apr 2022 16:32
Buzz off !!

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Brandyboy

« 14 Apr 2022 16:28

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Brandyboy

» 14 Apr 2022 16:28

Whilst gardening my wife got stung by a bee.
She’s now in hospital. Her entire face is swollen and bruised.
Luckily I was holding a shovel at the...

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Brandyboy

14 Apr 2022 16:28
Long Story About A Story

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Carl

« 13 Apr 2022 05:07

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Carl

» 13 Apr 2022 05:07

There was a newsman Ida Gross, who worked at the New York times last century who always snuck in a pun into his reports. His editor was always on a...

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Carl

13 Apr 2022 05:07
The Story Of Creation As Told By A Dog

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Carl

« 12 Apr 2022 06:41

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Carl

» 12 Apr 2022 06:41

On the first day of creation, God created the dog.

On the second day, God created man to serve the dog.

On the third day, God created all the...

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Carl

12 Apr 2022 06:41
The Teacher, Her Class & The Moral Of The Story

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Carl

« 11 Apr 2022 05:42

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Carl

» 11 Apr 2022 05:42

A teacher told her young class to ask their parents for a family story with a moral at the end of it, and to return the next day to tell their...

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Carl

11 Apr 2022 05:42
Been there !!

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Brandyboy

« 16 Mar 2022 12:15

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Brandyboy

» 16 Mar 2022 12:15

Four Hourses.jpg

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Brandyboy

16 Mar 2022 12:15
Dinner

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Carl

« 08 Mar 2022 08:53
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Lincoln45

» 07 Mar 2022 21:19

dinner.jpg

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Carl

08 Mar 2022 08:53
Onion rings.

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Brandyboy

« 03 Mar 2022 17:00

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Brandyboy

» 03 Mar 2022 17:00

Some bad news I'm afraid. Not been feeling my best over the last few days, and I just wanted to let everyone know that I have been admitted into...

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Brandyboy

03 Mar 2022 17:00
Boris Johnson will win the next election

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crummy

« 12 Feb 2022 09:41

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crummy

» 12 Feb 2022 09:41

I have put this in the correct topic haven't I?

.. :D

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crummy

12 Feb 2022 09:41
Stupid husband.

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Brandyboy

« 12 Feb 2022 07:49

by

Brandyboy

» 12 Feb 2022 07:49

This morning I got up very early, quietly got dressed, made my lunch, got my fishing gear and slipped quietly out into the garage. Jumped in my car...

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Brandyboy

12 Feb 2022 07:49
Mind reader

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Brandyboy

« 10 Feb 2022 19:03

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Brandyboy

» 10 Feb 2022 19:03

Saw the worst mind reader ever last night..
Mind reader: Think of a card, any card.
Me: OK
Mind reader: Visualize it in your mind.
Me: OK
Mind...

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Brandyboy

10 Feb 2022 19:03
What a palaver

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Brandyboy

« 05 Feb 2022 19:30

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Brandyboy

» 05 Feb 2022 19:30

What a palaver I had yesterday ... My son got sent home from school. He had been suspended for running around the girls toilets with his privates...

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Brandyboy

05 Feb 2022 19:30
Always spellcheck !!

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Brandyboy

« 04 Feb 2022 09:33

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Brandyboy

» 04 Feb 2022 09:33

Yesterday I received the following text from my Neighbour :
I am so sorry Bill. I've been riddled with guilt and I have to confess. I have been...

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Brandyboy

04 Feb 2022 09:33
Handyman.

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Brandyboy

« 02 Feb 2022 07:50

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Brandyboy

» 02 Feb 2022 07:50

Bloody hell, what a palaver I had over the weekend, my wife was nagging me to cut the grass, to which I answered, What do I look like to you? A...

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Brandyboy

02 Feb 2022 07:50
Yorkshire IWay Code

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Carl

« 31 Jan 2022 11:03

by

Carl

» 31 Jan 2022 11:03

West Yorkshire Police (Leeds East) on Facebook highlighed that new changes to the Highway Code would come into force on 29 January 2022 - with a few...

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Carl

31 Jan 2022 11:03
Trio Of Short One-liners

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Carl

« 17 Jan 2022 09:54

by

Carl

» 17 Jan 2022 09:54

In the current crisis, if you look like your passport photo, you are not fit enough to travel

I was arguing with my wife because I was thinking of...

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Carl

17 Jan 2022 09:54
Hunger Is More Powerful Over Any Feeling ?

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Carl

« 26 Dec 2021 21:03

by

Carl

» 26 Dec 2021 21:03

In the Biology Lab a teacher was trying to teach some important lessons of life to the students through an experiment.

He said, students, hunger is...

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Carl

26 Dec 2021 21:03
A Teacher, Her Young Class & Morals

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Carl

« 26 Dec 2021 20:46

by

Carl

» 26 Dec 2021 20:46

A teacher told her young class to ask their parents for a family story with a moral at the end of it, and to return the next day to tell their...

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Carl

26 Dec 2021 20:46
Lesson in Employee Relationship

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Carl

« 07 Nov 2021 09:49

by

Carl

» 07 Nov 2021 09:49

Hugh Gibbs was in his early 60's, retired and had started a second career in catering. However, he just couldn't seem to get to work on time. Every...

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Carl

07 Nov 2021 09:49

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