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Re: Limericks
Posted: 05 Feb 2020 10:51
by Francisco
but apples and pears is slang for the Stairs..
Re: Limericks
Posted: 05 Feb 2020 14:36
by gail
but his naughty thoughts were just out of reach....
Re: Limericks
Posted: 06 Feb 2020 00:06
by Korean Ken
New one.
As I was walking past St Pauls....
Re: Limericks
Posted: 06 Feb 2020 07:19
by Francisco
I was singing a song called "deck the halls"....
Re: Limericks
Posted: 08 Feb 2020 13:57
by gail
And looking for holly to put on the walls
Re: Limericks
Posted: 09 Feb 2020 08:47
by Francisco
The vicar missed with the hammer...
Re: Limericks
Posted: 09 Feb 2020 12:05
by gail
and he started to stammer...
Re: Limericks
Posted: 10 Feb 2020 09:38
by Francisco
IT sounded like "falls" but came out as "balls"!!
Boom boom!
Re: Limericks
Posted: 28 Feb 2020 10:18
by Francisco
New one...
There was a young lady from Leeds....
Re: Limericks
Posted: 29 Feb 2020 08:31
by Francisco
...who bought a packet of seeds...