Limericks

[Francisco]

Who met a nice lady called Sally...

[gail]

She was really so kind...

[Francisco]

but when looked at behind...

[Francisco]

She could not stop a pig in an alley!!

Boom Boom!!!

[gail]

As we looked at the stars in the sky.....

[Francisco]

He said "why not?",.. me,.. I said "why?"...

[gail]

It was a beautiful night.....

[Francisco]

..but he quickly took fright...

[gail]

when he found out that she was a he!!

[Francisco]

Or....when he found out that she was a guy!...

New one..

There was an old maiden from Wick...