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Trio Of Short One-liners

Posted: 17 Jan 2022 09:54
by Carl
"In the current crisis, if you look like your passport photo, you are not fit enough to travel"

"I was arguing with my wife because I was thinking of going to Spain for my holidays. She want to come with me !"

"Last time I was in Spain my luggage got lost, luckily a sniffer dog found it"