Always spellcheck !!
Posted: 04 Feb 2022 09:33
Yesterday I received the following text from my Neighbour :
"I am so sorry Bill. I've been riddled with guilt and I have to confess. I have been helping myself to your wife, day and night when you're not around. In fact, I have probably been getting more than you. I do not get it at home - but that's no excuse. I can no longer live with the guilt and I hope you will accept my sincerest apology with my promise that it won't ever happen again."
On reading the text, I felt angry and betrayed, went directly into our bedroom, grabbed a knife and, without a word, stabbed my wife dead.
A few moments later, a second text came in, "Bloody spell check!! Sorry Bill, the second sentence should refer to your wifi."
"I am so sorry Bill. I've been riddled with guilt and I have to confess. I have been helping myself to your wife, day and night when you're not around. In fact, I have probably been getting more than you. I do not get it at home - but that's no excuse. I can no longer live with the guilt and I hope you will accept my sincerest apology with my promise that it won't ever happen again."
On reading the text, I felt angry and betrayed, went directly into our bedroom, grabbed a knife and, without a word, stabbed my wife dead.
A few moments later, a second text came in, "Bloody spell check!! Sorry Bill, the second sentence should refer to your wifi."