Young Woman In Pain

[Carl]

A young woman went to her doctor complaining of pain. "Where are you hurting ?" asked the doctor. "You have to help me, I hurt all over", said the woman. "What do you mean, all over ?" asked the doctor. "Be a little more specific." The woman touched her right knee with her index finger and yelled: "Ow, that hurts". Then she touched her left cheek and again yelled: "Ouch ! That hurts, too". Then she touched her right earlobe: "Ow, even that hurts". The doctor checked her thoughtfully for a moment and told her his diagnosis: "You have a broken finger."