According to Putin....

[Army of stars]

....It's all Boris's fault that a peace deal with Ukraine was scuppered, and so the "War"...continues.....me not being what you could describe as a war monger....and not being particularly
well versed it military strategy i somewhat stupidly assume that if you really were serious about ending a "war"you could quite simply withdraw you armies and pee off back from whence you came.

[crummy]

Gosh, I didn't know it was a war.
I was told that Russia was only saving the Ukrainians from the nazis that were running the country. That Putin was a benevolent, humanitarian who only has the welfare of his people at heart.
Perhaps he will win the Nobel peace prize next year?
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[Brandyboy]

I suppose you could draw a comparison with Trump supporters.

Tucker Carlson ‘recovering well’ after being rescued from deep inside Putin’s colon.

Tucker Carlson is recovering well in hospital after he was saved by rescue workers who climbed deep inside Vladimir Putin’s colon to recover him.

Carlson, who had become lost and disorientated up the arse of Putin during their exclusive interview, was said to be moments from losing consciousness due to a lack of the oxygen of publicity, but quick-thinking medics pulled him out by his ankles.

Rescuer Simon Williams told us, “There is always a danger in situations like this when sycophantic arse-kissing escalates into something much more dangerous.

“One minute Tucker was lobbing soft-ball questions to the Russian leader about his common sense approach to government, the next minute Putin was stood bent over his desk and all we could see were Tucker’s legs waving frantically from the knee down.

“Deeper and deeper he went, presumably looking for that perfect question that was a mix of a compliment towards Putin’s no-nonsense attitude to transgender issues and subtle criticism of the current American government – and I imagine Putin was perfectly happy letting him have a root around up there for a question like that.

“It was scary for a moment, but Tucker is delighted he can now say he’s the first Western journalist to delve so deep inside Putin’s colon that he could tell you what he had for breakfast.”

Meanwhile, despite recovering well, it is believed Carlson is not entirely happy with the Putin interview after medics heard him complain, “Shit, I think I’ve lost a cufflink up there.”