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Slipped Away

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Carl

« 17 Jul 2021 19:30

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Carl

» 17 Jul 2021 19:30

A man and a woman were having dinner in a fine restaurant. Their waitress, taking another order at a table a few paces away noticed that the man was...

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Carl

17 Jul 2021 19:30
No One Believes Seniors . . . Everyone Thinks They Are Senile

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Carl

« 30 May 2021 23:36

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Carl

» 30 May 2021 23:36

An elderly couple was celebrating their sixtieth anniversary. The couple had married as childhood sweethearts and had moved back to their old...

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Carl

30 May 2021 23:36
Peanut Loving Vicar

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Carl

« 04 May 2021 20:51

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Carl

» 04 May 2021 20:51

A new vicar was just assigned his first church in a small town.

He attempted to go out and meet all his flock by going to their homes for a visit....

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Carl

04 May 2021 20:51
Learning About Australia

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Carl

« 08 Apr 2021 23:16

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Carl

» 08 Apr 2021 23:16

Here are some of the classic questions that were actually asked of the Sydney Olympic Committee via their Web site, and the Aussie answers that go...

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Carl

08 Apr 2021 23:16
From The Australian Bureau Of Statistics

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Carl

« 05 Apr 2021 09:36

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Carl

» 05 Apr 2021 09:36

3 Australians die each year testing if a 9V battery works on their tongue.

142 Australians were injured in 1998 by not removing all the pins from...

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Carl

05 Apr 2021 09:36
Insurance Claim Excerpts

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Carl

« 31 Mar 2021 06:56

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Carl

» 31 Mar 2021 06:56

Below are actual insurance claim form gaffes. These are the collection made by Norwich Union for their annual Christmas mag.

I started to slow down...

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Carl

31 Mar 2021 06:56
The Aging Process

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Carl

« 31 Mar 2021 06:52

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Carl

» 31 Mar 2021 06:52

Do you realize that the only time in our lives when we like to get old is when we're kids ? If you're less than ten years old, you're so excited...

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Carl

31 Mar 2021 06:52
Stupid Product Warning Labels

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Carl

« 26 Mar 2021 07:05

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Carl

» 26 Mar 2021 07:05

On the CycleAware helmet-mounted mirror:
Remember: Objects in the mirror are actually behind you.

On a large folding cardboard sunshade for car...

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Carl

26 Mar 2021 07:05
Strange United States Laws

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Carl

« 24 Mar 2021 06:19

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Carl

» 24 Mar 2021 06:19

Console yourself with these real standing laws from around the United States of America that nobody pays attention to either.

Alabama:
1. It is...

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Carl

24 Mar 2021 06:19
Sherlock Holmes & The Case Of The Camping Trip

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Carl

« 22 Mar 2021 07:59

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Carl

» 22 Mar 2021 07:59

Sherlock Holmes and Dr Watson went on a camping trip. After a good meal and a bottle of wine they lay down for the night, and went to sleep.

Some...

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Carl

22 Mar 2021 07:59
Footie

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Lincoln45

« 21 Mar 2021 18:31

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Lincoln45

» 21 Mar 2021 18:31

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Lincoln45

21 Mar 2021 18:31
Resurrected Hare

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Carl

« 19 Mar 2021 06:44

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Carl

» 19 Mar 2021 06:44

A man was driving along the motorway, and saw a hare hopping across the middle of the road. He swerved to avoid hitting the hare, but unfortunately...

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Carl

19 Mar 2021 06:44
Surgeon Talk

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Carl

« 18 Mar 2021 07:53

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Carl

» 18 Mar 2021 07:53

Five surgeons were talking about the best patients...

First surgeon says, Accountants are the best to operate on because when you open them up,...

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Carl

18 Mar 2021 07:53
A Confession - Farewell Speech

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Carl

« 17 Mar 2021 08:04

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Carl

» 17 Mar 2021 08:04

A priest was being honoured at his farewell dinner after 25 years in the parish. A leading local politician, who was also a member of the...

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Carl

17 Mar 2021 08:04
The Warrior & The Old Man

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Carl

« 15 Mar 2021 10:37

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Carl

» 15 Mar 2021 10:37

A fleeing warrior is lost in the desert and he's in desperate need of water.

Suddenly he sees what he thinks is a stall far off in the distance....

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Carl

15 Mar 2021 10:37
Unrealistic Expectations

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Carl

« 14 Mar 2021 20:22

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Carl

» 14 Mar 2021 20:22

A recent engineering graduate is having an interview for his first job with a big technology company.

The young graduate is fresh out of the...

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Carl

14 Mar 2021 20:22
Is It Useful To Wear A Mask ?

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Carl

« 13 Sep 2020 00:06

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Carl

» 13 Sep 2020 00:06

This takes the explanation of why you should wear a mask down to another level.

Is It Useful To Wear A Mask.jpg

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Carl

13 Sep 2020 00:06
Plain Clothes Police Officers

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Carl

« 22 Aug 2020 19:20
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Carl

» 22 Aug 2020 11:23

I was intrigued to see what Man Utd fans thought about Harry Maguire's arrest (by plain clothes police officers) in Greece, so I visited one of the...

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Carl

22 Aug 2020 19:20
My illness

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TobyJones

« 14 Aug 2020 13:08

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TobyJones

» 14 Aug 2020 13:08

I`ve got chills, they´re multiplying and i´m losing control.

The doctor says that I have a night fever and i´m staying alive!

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TobyJones

14 Aug 2020 13:08
Peaky Blinders Stay Indoors

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stowie39

« 02 Apr 2020 16:44

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stowie39

» 02 Apr 2020 16:44

Warning do not watch if offended by bad language - me I thought it was really well done

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stowie39

02 Apr 2020 16:44
Donald Trump

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Clem

« 01 Apr 2020 16:45

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Clem

» 01 Apr 2020 16:45

Donald Trump goes on a fact-finding visit to Israel.
While he is on tour of Jerusalem he suffers a heart attack and dies.
The undertaker tells the...

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Clem

01 Apr 2020 16:45
A Couple Were Going Out

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Carl

« 23 Mar 2020 17:08

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Carl

» 23 Mar 2020 17:08

A couple were going out for the evening They’d gotten ready, all dolled up. They dog had to be put outside since they didn’t like leaving him alone...

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Carl

23 Mar 2020 17:08
Where Ya From, Sam ?

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Carl

« 22 Mar 2020 10:34

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Carl

» 22 Mar 2020 10:34

A man lay sprawled across three entire seats in a theatre. When the usher came by and noticed this, he whispered to the man, Sorry, sir, but you're...

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Carl

22 Mar 2020 10:34
Very Bad News

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Graham Knight

« 13 Mar 2020 19:50
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Carl

» 19 Oct 2019 00:45

Doctor: “I have some bad news and some very bad news.”

Patient: “Well, might as well give me the bad news first.”

Doctor: “The lab called with your...

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Graham Knight

13 Mar 2020 19:50
Trump

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Lincoln45

« 28 Feb 2020 14:14

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Lincoln45

» 28 Feb 2020 14:14

Donald Trump goes on a fact-finding visit to Israel.

While he is on a tour of Jerusalem he suffers a heart attack and dies.

The undertaker tells...

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Lincoln45

28 Feb 2020 14:14
On Fridays

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Carl

« 16 Feb 2020 10:53

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Carl

» 16 Feb 2020 10:53

After 35 years of marriage, a husband and wife went for marriage counseling. When asked what the problem was, the wife went into a tirade listing...

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Carl

16 Feb 2020 10:53
Pulled Over Slow Driver

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freddo

« 27 Dec 2019 16:04
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Carl

» 25 Dec 2019 10:44

One Sunday, sitting on the side of the motorway waiting to catch speeding drivers, a Police Officer sees a car puttering along at 22 MPH.

He thinks...

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freddo

27 Dec 2019 16:04
A Man Decided To Become A Monk

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Carl

« 04 Dec 2019 15:19

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Carl

» 04 Dec 2019 15:19

The head monk says to the man This is a silent order. You will only be allowed to speak once every 15 years.

The man says Ok and begins his time...

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Carl

04 Dec 2019 15:19
Gorilla Removal Service

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Carl

« 04 Dec 2019 15:08

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Carl

» 04 Dec 2019 15:08

This guy wakes up one morning to find a gorilla in a tree near his house. He looks in the phone book for a gorilla removal service until he finds...

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Carl

04 Dec 2019 15:08
Parting

Last post by

Richard

« 02 Dec 2019 09:44

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Richard

» 02 Dec 2019 09:44

I went bald but I still kept my comb....

I just couldn,t part with it.

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Richard

02 Dec 2019 09:44

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