Limericks

[Francisco]

there was a young girl from Nantucket...

[Korean Ken]

Who inadvertently put her foot in a bucket.......

[Francisco]

When she got it out, she waved it about...

[Korean Ken]

like a dervish but gave up and said......

[Francisco]

I once had a girlfriend called Daisy...

[Korean Ken]

who said I was fat old and lazy.......

[Francisco]

she weren't wrong, she was right...

[Korean Ken]

So I dumped her and took flight

[gail]

New one

In a nice sunny region in Spain

[Francisco]

pale bodies can end up in pain...