Limericks

[gail]

Whoops....I think I got carried away there!

Who fancied a fella called Nick...

[Francisco]

IT wasn't his eyes, or the size of His thighs..

[gail]

or his SMILE(!) which got a big tick!!

(that one could have got a bit naughty for a married lady of pensionable age to finish!!)

[Francisco]

I am shocked, Gail.....shocked!! But

However...

There was an old man from Carlisle...

[reddragon]

who certainly had some style

[Francisco]

When wearing new boots...

[reddragon]

the colour of roots

[Francisco]

He thought he was Jeremy Kyle!!

[reddragon]

There was an old man from Cardiff

[Francisco]

Who could not pronounce HardStiff....