Limericks

[Francisco]

need a new one, I think...leave that one where it is...

There was an old man from Perth...

[reddragon]

who ever since his birth

[Francisco]

wore an old pair of shorts...

[reddragon]

but which hid the warts

[Francisco]

on his bum, for what it is worth...

[reddragon]

There was a young lad from Kent

[Francisco]

Who preferred to live in a tent...

[gail]

It was cold in the winter

[reddragon]

and then he got a splinter

[Francisco]

right up his bumhole it went!