Murphy's Other Fourteen Laws

[Carl]

• 1. Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

• 2. A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well.

• 3. He, who laughs last, thinks slowest.

• 4. A day without sunshine is like, well, night.

• 5. Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.

• 6. Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don't.

• 7. Nothing is fool proof to a sufficiently talented fool.

• 8. The 50-50-90 rule: if you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there's a 90% probability you'll get it wrong.

• 9. If you line up all the cars in the world end-to-end, someone would be stupid enough to try to pass them.

• 10. If the shoe fits, get another one just like it.

• 11. The things that come to those that wait, may be the things left by those, who got there first.

• 12. Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach a man to fish and he will sit in a boat all day drinking beer.

• 13. The shin bone is a device for finding furniture in the dark.

• 14. in Court, you are putting yourself in the hands of twelve people, who weren't smart enough to get out of jury duty