Should We Relax Lockdown Restrictions ?

[Carl]

Here's what the various medical specialists said:

The Allergists were in favour of scratching it.
The Dermatologists advised not to make any rash moves.
The Gastroenterologists had sort of a gut feeling about it.
The Neurologists thought they had a lot of nerve.
Obstetricians felt certain everyone was labouring under a misconception, while the Paediatricians said, "Oh, grow up !"
Many Pathologists yelled, "Over my dead body !", while the Psychiatrists thought the whole idea was madness.
Radiologists could see right through it and Surgeons decided to wash their hands of the whole thing.
The Internists claimed it would indeed be a bitter pill to swallow, while the Podiatrists thought it was a step forward.
The Plastic Surgeons said the it would "put a whole new face on the matter" and the Cardiologists didn't have the heart to say no.
The Urologists were p*****d off at the whole idea, while the Ophthalmologists considered the idea short sighted.