Sentences As Exactly Typed By Medical Secretaries

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Sentences As Exactly Typed By Medical Secretaries

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Patient's medical history has been remarkably insignificant with only a 40 pound weight gain in the past three days

She has no rigors or shaking chills, but her husband states she was very hot in bed last night

Patient has chest pain if she lies on her left side for over a year

On the second day the knee was better and on the third day it disappeared

The patient is tearful and crying constantly She also appears to be depressed

The patient has been depressed since she began seeing me in 1993

Discharge status: Alive, but without my permission

She is numb from her toes down

The skin was moist and dry

Skin: somewhat pale, but present

Patient was alert and unresponsive

The pelvic exam will be done later on the floor

Patient had waffles for breakfast and anorexia for lunch

Whilst in ER, she was examined, X-rated and sent home

Occasional, constant infrequent headaches

The lab test indicated abnormal lover function

When she fainted, her eyes rolled around the room

The patient has no previous history of successful suicide

Patient has left her white blood cells at another hospital

Healthy appearing decrepit 69-year old male, mentally alert, but forgetful

She stated that she had been constipated for most of her life until she got a divorce

Patient has two teenage children, but no other abnormalities

The patient was in his usual state of good health until his airplane ran out of fuel and crashed

Between you and me, we ought to be able to get this lady pregnant

Patient was seen in consultation by Dr Smith, who felt we should sit on the abdomen and I agree

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